Friday, July 21, 2006

Kates Playground With Coffee

Football - wherein they excited?

I know the World Cup finished with a long time ago, but even a few thought the title of this event ...

Co., cramps, pale, and the spectator in the sport, millions of people in the world (if not billions)? Surely in this field such terrible blows boredom that one wishes to cry. When the match in the 25th minute scored the first shot in towards the goal, is only half the people in the audience reaches an involuntary orgasm, and the second half of the involuntary diarrhea. Maybe apart from the unhappy guy in row 83, which after customs extremely striker shot, the ball struck the eye. You would then half the people sitting to the end of the match with leg founded on the leg and the other with tight buttocks.

Those athletes (Lord have mercy) are moving like flies in pitch. When the ball is in their neighborhood, takes two steps can trot at a pace which can demonstrated my grandmother, when she left the house a bit late for church on Sundays. When you kick the ball to someone else (wow, if they were there in Germany any special burning balls, because nobody wanted me too long to keep the leg), then went quietly to their normal stroll walk mode and emptying accretions from the nose with the index finger.

I will not elaborate here also the technical level and accuracy of these super-stars of football. Their application to any distance further than 5 m in May about 25% probability that they reach the intended target. And shots on goal - it's already another story. Once a match to go down there ktoremus little ball of the shoe and the ball enters the goal.

Toz in the game of hockey at a decent level (no, it says here about the exploits of Sanok team) in the five minutes of the match you can usually see the score, a few good shots on goal and two hits the body, where the players after the fact check the status of your teeth. I recommend taking up the sport when, after viewing 1983 football game this season ended 0-0, I promise myself to it anymore. Until the next Wednesday or Sunday ...

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